Sister Margaret Mary was never any fun
She'd yell at all the kids who didn't get their work done
Against her better judgment she agreed to take a trip
With the class out at sea on a little bitty ship

We got a little goofy
And she said to stop it now
We didn't really listen
So she went and had a cow
Then she had a pig
And then she had a goat
Things got a little crowded
And she finally sank the boat

Search and rescue crews soon plucked us from the sea
Except for Margaret Mary who a walrus had retrieved
The search and rescue people, they tried to save her life
But the walrus liked her blubber so he kept her for his wife