Out in the woods with the bears going crazy
Fighting over every piece of food
It's a jungle out there and if you're unlucky
You'll wind up mangled, torn, and chewed

It's a good idea when you're going to the woods
To go armed with pepper spray
That way if the bear wants to eat you for lunch
You'll be able to scare him away

Oh, hot wads of cheeses, it's a wonder
That we made it out of them woods alive
With hungry bears lurking everywhere you go
It's a wonder if you happen to survive
Them bears wanna eat you alive!

Big scary bear... grrr!